Are we there yet?

I haven’t posted in a while – mostly I’ve just been tying off loose ends and endlessly reviewing my thesis while I wait for comments.  Alas, the 2 weeks has turned into 4, and scope creep is affecting things, but I think it’s finally under control…  at least, that’s what I keep saying.  If a batch of samples hadn’t been mislabeled by someone in the lab, I probably would have had those loose ends wrapped up today. &@$#ing lab mishaps!

Moving along, I’ve also had the chance to reflect a bit on my journey through grad school, and I thought I’d share a little graph I’d prepared:  How much time I thought I had left at each point of the journey.

You’ll notice several features are prominent.  One is the naive expectation that I could be done in under 4 years.  That lasted for a while, but it started shallowing out… and then the feeling of depression and hopelessness hit, at which you feel you’re never going to get out.  Once that passed, I thought I’d be done soon, but that has now dragged on for 9 months and it seems like it might just drag on a bit longer.  I’d debated adding a second spike, as last week I seriously considered just walking away when the latest “one last thing” wasn’t working out…

Anyhow, you can also see I’m extrapolating a bit past the five year mark, which I’ll have reached in january 2012.

Several lessons can be learned from this:

  1. Timelines mean f@%k-all, because it is not in anyone’s interest except your own to graduate. (Cheap trained labour is hard to find and if you don’t push, no one else has a reason to push for you to get out.)
  2. Your project will have snags.  Lots of them.  See point #1.
  3. You will encounter frustration and depression.  I’m glad it only hit me once – and yes, you can work through it. For me, it hit when I realized I had no hope of meeting my original timeline – see point #1.
  4. Getting out is also not nearly as smooth as you might think… there’s still no one except you who has an interest in seeing you get out quickly – and your university probably won’t go out of their way to help. See point #1
  5. There will always be “one more experiment” or “one more validation” to do. You will have to draw a line somewhere, otherwise, see point #1.

I’m sure there are plenty of other lessons as well, which I’ll undoubtedly be writing about in future posts, but those are the first few that come to mind this evening.

EDIT: I should probably mention that there have been many people who have helped me, so the above should be a reflection of the institutional lack of interest in your graduation, not of any one particular person.

Craigslist Scam?

As my wife and I prepare to wind things down before moving, we’ve been selling a lot of stuff on craigslist.  So far, it’s been pretty good – not a lot of problems, although there have been a few annoying no-shows. (People who claim they’re going to show up to buy something, then just change their mind and forget to tell you they’re not going to drop by when they said they would.)

Anyhow, for the first time, I think I’ve been found by a scammer – and no surprise, this is on the biggest ticket item – A bass guitar and amp.

First, I received an email with only the following:


Which doesn’t exactly instill confidence in the buyer.  When I replied it was, I received the following email back.  I’ve highlighted a few interesting passages:

Good day,
I am happy to hear that its still available. As for the price i am okay with it but if there is any other information  regarding the
condition.please let me know by email…
I would take care of the shipping myself by sending  my shipper to come for the pickup.
Let me have some pictures send to me by attachment and also the pickup address of the item.
Payment would be made via cashier check only and am gonna add $50 to yr money so I would have your full name and mailing address and phone number to mail it out to as follows:
Full Names:
Zip Code:
Phone number:
The cashier check will come in excess funds and when the check is being cashed,you will send the remaining balance to the shipping company that will come for the pickup.
I would like you to take the posting off craigslist today.
Expecting to hear from you soon.
N.B Let me know If you have Agreed to help handle the shippers fee

First, the weird spacing of the email is a clue. No one writes that way.  Second, who would reply back and not even mention WHAT the item is or what price was mentioned in the add?  Did they want the amp or the bass or both?  Isn’t that important? Finally, they want the seller to handle the shippper’s fee.  That’s just not right.

Also, they’re asking for my information without giving me theirs.  I’m not exactly going to ship off $250 dollars worth of my stuff based on a casheir’s cheque and an email address.  (And really, can you even ship a bass and an amp for $50?)

The offer to send what is probably supposed to look like more money than necessary using an insecure method of payment just throws red flags all over the place.

Sometimes I really wonder about humanity.

Asimov’s Corollary

Note: I’m going to risk a bit of copyright infringement today, which is generally unlike me.  However, I am not gaining anything from this – and in fact, hopefully I’m giving some publicity to the estate of Issac Asimov, rather than diminishing the value of the works.  If the publishers would like to make another run of this particular book, I’d be more than happy to take it down from the Internet.

Isaac Asimov has always been one of my favorite authors.  I’ve never been certain how serious he was about doing research science as a career, but I’ve always been inspired by the idea of a scientist becoming an author to publicize the value of science.  There’s something noble about it.  Although, like me, Asimov may have had a passion for science, but struggled in the lab.  As he phrased it,  “Whatever gifts I have, none of them includes deftness in experiment work.” (The Magic Isle, 1977)  I’ve always just said that glassware and I don’t get along, but I’m pretty sure we’re on the same page.

In any case, Asimov worked in an age before computers, so my solution of moving into bioinformatics wasn’t an avenue open to him – and unfortunately, neither was blogging. Asimov, however, was a prolific writer in the age before the internet and his style lends itself beautifully to the blogging format.  Although his pieces are slightly longer than the average blog, they have a format that has inspired me – and which I have always tried to emulate.  No surprise, though, Asimov has been a hero of mine almost since I was able to read.

Frankly, if he had lived during the age of the Internet, I think he’d not only have a blog, but he’d be one of the most prolific bloggers around. In a tribute to him, I’d like to republish one of his essays – it’s eerie how well it transcends the generations.  It’s one of his most timeless pieces, in my humble opinion. Asimov, like me, always starts his pieces with some preamble or a short story.  The one used here is a bit dated, but please stick with it, the rest of the piece makes up for it, charting out a manifesto for skeptics, for good science and for rational though. Without further ado, I’m going to republish the full piece here.  Please keep in mind that he wrote this 35 years ago – before I was born, before atheism was acceptable, and while skepticism was just taking off.

Isaac Asimov, you are my hero.

The following piece is reprinted without permission from Chapter seventeen of Isaac Asimov’s book Quasar, Quasar burning bright, originally printed in the February 1977 issue of The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction.  (I believe neither book nor magazine are in press anywhere – and if they are, I highly recommend you pick up a copy just to have this essay on hand.)  Mistakes in the text below are undoubtedly mine.

I have just come back from Rensselaerville, New York, where, for the fifth year, I have led a four-day seminar on some futuristic topics. (This time it was on the colonization of space.)  Some seventy to eighty people attended, almost all of them interested in science fiction and all of them eager to apply their imaginations to the posing of problems and the suggesting of solutions.

The seminar only runs from a Sunday to a Thursday, but by Thursday there is a mass heartbreak at the thought of leaving and vast promises (usually kept) to return the next year.

This year we managed to persuade Ben Bova (editor of Analog) and his charming wife, Barbara, to attend.  They threw themselves into the sessions with a will and were beloved by all.

Finally came the end, at Thursday noon, and, as is customary on these occasions, I was given a fancy pseudo-plaque testifying to my good nature and to my suave approach towards members of the opposite sex. [footnote: See my book The Sensuous Dirty Old Man, (Walker 1971).]

A charming young woman, not quite five feet tall, made the presentation and in simple gratitude, I  placed my arm about her waist.  Owing to her unusually short height, however, I didn’t manage to get low enough and the result brought laughter from the audience.

Trying to dismiss this embarrassing faux pas (though I must admit that neither of us budged), I said “I’m sorry, folks.  That’s just the Asimov grip.”

And from the audience Ben Bova (who, it seems appropriate to say in this particular connection, is my bosom buddy) called out “Is that anything like the swine flu?

I was wiped out, and what does one do when one has been wiped out by a beloved pal? Why one turns about and proceeds to try to wipe out some other beloved pal. – In this case, my English colleague Arthur C. Clarke.

In Arthur’s book, Profiles of the Future(Harper & Row, 1962) he advances what he himself calls “Clarke’s Law.”  It goes as follows:

“When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right.  When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.”

Arthur goes on to explain what he means by “elderly.” He says: “In physics, mathematics, and astronautics it means over thirty;  in other disciplines, senile decay is sometimes postponed to the forties.”

Arthur goes on to give examples of “distinguished but elderly scientists” who have pished and tut-tutted all sorts of things that have come to pass almost immediately.  The distinguished Briton Ernest Rutherford pooh-poohed the possibility of nuclear power, the distinguished American Vannevar Bush bah-humbugged intercontinental ballistic missiles, and so on.

But naturally when I read a paragraph like that, knowing Arthur as I do, I begin to wonder if, among all the others, he is thinking of me.

After all, I’m a scientist.  I am not exactly a “distinguished” one but nonscientists have gotten the notion somewhere that I am, and I am far too polite a person to subject them to the pain of disillusionment, so I don’t deny it.  And then, finally, I am a little over thirty and have been a little over thirty for a long time, so I qualify as elderly by Arthur’s definition. (So does he, by the way, for he is – ha, ha – three years older than I am.)

Well, then, as a distinguished but elderly scientist, have I been going around stating that something is impossible or, in any case, that that something bears no relationship to reality?  Heavens, yes! In fact, I am rarely content to say something is “wrong” and let it go at that.  I make free use of terms and phrases like “nonsense,” “claptrap,” “stupid folly,” “sheer idiocy,” and many other bits of gentle and loving language.

Among currently popular aberrations, I have belabored without stint Velikovskianism, astrology, flying saucers and so on.

While I haven’t yet had occasion to treat these matters in detail, I also consider the views of the Swiss Erich von Däniken on “ancient astronauts” to be utter hogwash; I take a similar attitude to the widely held conviction (reported, but not to my knowledge subscribed to, by Charles Berlitz in The Bermuda Triangle) that the “Bermuda Triangle” is the hunting ground of some alien intelligence.

Doesn’t Clarke’s Law make me uneasy, then?  Don’t I feel as though I am sure to be quoted extensively, and with derision, in some book written a century hence by some successor to Arthur?

No, I don’t.  Although I accept Clarke’s Law and think Arthur is right in his suspicion that the forward-looking pioneers of today are the backward-yearning conservatives of tomorrow, [Footnote: Heck, Einstein himself found he could not accept the uncertainty principle and, in consequence, spent the last thirty years of his life as a living monument and nothing more.  Physics went on without him.] I have no worries about myself.  I am very selective about the scientific heresies I denounce, for I am guided by what I call Asimov’s Corollary to Clarke’s Law.  Here is Asimov’s Corollary:

When, however, the lay public rallies round an idea that is denounced by distinguished but elderly scientists and supports that idea with great fervor and emotion – the distinguished but elderly scientists are then, after all, probably right.

But why should this be?  Why should I, who am not an elitist, but an old-fashioned liberal and an egalitarian (see “Thinking About Thinking” in The Planet That Wasn’t, Doubleday, 1976), thus proclaim the infallibility of the majority, holding it to be infallibly wrong?

The answer is that human beings have the habit (a bad one, perhaps, but an unavoidable one) of being human; which is to say that they believe in that which comforts them.

For instance, there are a great many inconveniences and disadvantages to the Universe as it exists.  As examples: you cannot live forever, you can’t get something for nothing, you can’t play with knives without cutting yourself, you can’t win every time, and so on and so on (see “Knock Plastic,” in Science, Numbers and I, Doubleday 1968).

Naturally, then, anything which promises to remove these inconveniences and disadvantages will be eagerly believed.  The inconveniences and disadvantages remain, of course, but what of that?

To take the greatest, most universal, and most unavoidable inconvenience, consider death.  Tell people that death does not exist and they will believe you and sob with gratitude at the good news.  Take a census and find out how many human beings believe in life after death, in heaven, in the doctrines of spiritualism, in the transmigration of souls. I am quite confident you will find a healthy majority, even an overwhelming one, in favor of side-stepping death by believing in its nonexistence through one strategy or another.

Yet as far as I know, there is not one piece of evidence ever advanced that would offer any hope that death is anything other than the permanent dissolution of the personality and that beyond it, as far as individual consciousness is concerned, there is nothing.

If you want to argue the point, present the evidence.  I must warn you, though, that there are some arguments I won’t accept.

I won’t accept any argument from authority. (“The Bible says so.”)

I won’t accept any argument from internal conviction. (“I have faith it’s so.”)

I won’t accept any argument from personal abuse. (“What are you, an atheist?”)

I won’t accept any argument from irrelevance. (“Do you think you have been put on this Earth just to exist for a moment of time?”)

I won’t accept any argument from anecdote. (“My cousin has a friend who went to a medium and talked to her dead husband.”)

And when all that (and other varieties of nonevidence) are eliminated, there turns out to be nothing. [Footnote: Lately, there have been detailed reports about what people are supposed to have seen during “clinical death.” – I don’t believe a word of it.]

Then why do people believe? Because they want to.  Because the mass desire to believe creates a social pressure that is difficult (and, in most times and places, dangerous) to face down.  Because few people have had the chance of being educated into the understanding of what is meant by evidence or into the techniques of arguing rationally.

But mostly because they want to.  And that is why a manufacturer of toothpaste finds it insufficient to tell you that it will clean your teeth almost as well as the bare brush will.  Instead he makes it clear to you , more or less by indirection, that his particular brand will get you a very desirable sex partner.  People, wanting sex somewhat more intensely than they want clean teeth, will be the readier to believe.

Then, too, people generally love to believe the dramatic, and incredibility is no bar to the belief but is, rather, a positive help.

Surely we all know this in an age when whole nations can be made to believe in any particular bit of foolishness that suits their rulers and can be made willing to die for it, too. (This age differs from previous ages in this, however, only in that the improvement of communications makes it possible to spread folly with much greater speed and efficiency.)

Considering their love of the dramatic, is it any surprise that millions are willing to believe, on mere say-so and nothing more, that alien spaceships are buzzing around the Earth and that there is a vast conspiracy of silence on the part of the government and scientists to hide that fact? No one has ever explained what government and scientists hope to gain by such a conspiracy or how it can be maintained, when every other secret is exposed at once in all its details – but what of that? People are always willing to believe in any conspiracy on any subject.

People are also willing and eager to believe in such dramatic matters as the supposed ability to carry on intelligent conversations with plants, the supposed mysterious force that is gobbling up ships and planes in a particular part of the ocean, the supposed penchant of Earth and Mars to play Ping-Pong with Venus and the supposed accurate description of the result in the Book of Exodus, the supposed excitement of visits from extraterrestrial astronauts in prehistoric times and their donation to us of our arts, techniques and even some of our genes.

To make matters still more exciting, people like to feel themselves to be rebels against some powerful repressive force – as long as they are sure it is quite safe.  To rebel against a powerful political, economic, religious, or social establishment is very dangerous and very few people dare do it, except, sometimes, as an anonymous part of a mob.  To rebel against the “scientific establishment,” however, is the easiest thing in the world, and anyone can do it and feel enormously brave, without risking as much as a hangnail.

[Footnote: A reader once wrote me to say that the scientific establishment could keep you from getting grants, promotions, and prestige, could destroy your career, and so on.  That’s true enough.  Of course, that’s not as bad as burning you at the stake or throwing you in a concentration camp, which is what a real establishment could and would do, but even depriving you of an appointment is rotten. However, that works only if you are a scientist.  If you are a nonscientist, the scientific establishment can do nothing more than make faces at you.]

Thus, the vast majority, who believe in astrology and think that the planets have nothing better to do than form a code that will tell them whether tomorrow is a good day to close a business deal or not, become all the more excited and enthusiastic about the bilge when a group of astronomers denounce it.

Again, when a few astronomers denounce the Russian-born American Immanuel Velikovsky, they lent the man (and, by reflection, his followers) an aura of the martyr, which he (and they) assiduously cultivate, though no martyr in the world has ever been harmed so little or helped so much by the denunciations.

I used to think, indeed, that it was entirely the scientific denunciations that had put Velikovsky over the top and that had the American astronomer Harlow Shapley only had the sang froid to ignore the Velikovskian folly, it would quickly have died a natural death.

I no longer think so.  I now have greater faith in the bottomless bag of credulity that human beings carry on their back.  After all, consider Von Däniken and his ancient astronauts.  Von Däniken’s books are even less sensible than Velikovsky’s and are written far more poorly, [Footnote: Velikovsky, to do him justice, is a fascinating writer and has an aura of scholarliness that Von Däniken utterly lacks.] and yet he does well.  What’s more, no scientist, as far as I know, has deigned to take notice of Van Däniken. Perhaps they felt such notice would do him too much honor and would but do for him what it had done for Velikovsky.

So Van Däniken has been ignored – and, despite that, is even more successful than Velikovsky is, attracts more interest, and makes more money.

You see, then, how I chose my “impossibles.” I decide that certain heresies are ridiculous and unworthy of any credit not so much because the world of science says,  “It is not so!” but because the world of nonscience says, “It is,” so enthusiastically.  It is not so much that I have confidence in scientists being right, but that I have so much in nonscientists being wrong.


I admit, by the way, that my confidence in scientists being right is somewhat weak.  Scientists have been wrong, even egregiously wrong, many times. There have been heretics who have flouted the scientific establishment and have been persecuted therefor (as far as the scientific establishment is able to persecute), and, in the end, it has been the heretic who has proved right.  This has happened not only once, I repeat, but many times.

Yet that doesn’t shake the confidence with which I denounce those heresies I do denounce, for in the cases in which heretics have won out, the public has, almost always, not been involved.

When something new in science is introduced, when it shakes the structure, when it must in the end be accepted, it is usually something that excites scientists, sure enough, but does not excite the general public – except perhaps to get them to yell for the blood of the heretic.

Consider Galileo, to begin with, since he is the patron saint (poor man!) of all self-pitying crackpots. To be sure, he was not persecuted primarily by scientists for his scientific “errors,” but by theologians for his very real heresies (and they were real enough by seventeenth-century standards).

Well, do you suppose the general public supported Galileo? Of course not. There was no outcry in his favor. There was no great movement in favor of the Earth going round the Sun.  There were no “sun-is-center” movements denouncing the authorities and accusing them of a conspiracy to hide the truth.  If Galileo had been burned at the stake, as Giordano Bruno had been a generation earlier, the action would probably have proved popular with those parts of the public that took the pains to notice it in the first place.

Or consider the most astonishing case of scientific heresy since Galileo – the matter of the English naturalist Charles Robert Darwin.  Darwin collected the evidence in favor of the evolution of species by natural selection and did it carefully and painstakingly over the decades, then published a meticulously reasoned book that established the fact of evolution to the point where no rational biologist can deny it [Footnote: Please don’t write me to tell me that there are creationists who call themselves biologists. Anyone can call himself a biologist.] even though there are arguments over the details of the mechanism.

Well, then, do you suppose the general public came to the support of Darwin and his dramatic theory? They certainly knew about it.  His theory made as much of a splash in his day as Velikovsky did a century later.  It was certainly dramatic – imagine species developing by sheer random mutation and selection, and human beings developing from apelike creatures! Nothing any science fiction writer ever dreamed up was as shatteringly astonishing as that to the people who from earliest childhood had taken it for established and absolute truth that God had created all the species ready-made in the space of a few days and that man in particular was created in the divine image.

Do you suppose the general public supported Darwin and waxed enthusiastic about him and made him rich and renowned and denounced the scientific establishment for persecuting him? You know they didn’t.  What support Darwin did get was from scientists. (The support any rational scientist gets is from scientists, though usually from only a minority of them at first.)

In fact, not only was the general public against Darwin then, they are against Darwin now.  It is my suspicion that if a vote were taken in the United States right now on the question of whether man was created all at once out of the dirt or through the subtle mechanisms of mutation and natural selection over millions of years, there would be a large majority who would vote for dirt.

There are other cases, less famous, where the general public didn’t join the persecutors only because they never heard there was an argument.

In the 1830s the greatest chemist alive was the Swede Jöns Jakob Berzelius.  Berzelius had a theory of the structure of organic compounds which was based on the evidence available at that time.  The French chemist August Laurent collected additional evidence that showed that Berzelius’ theory was inadequate.  He himself suggested an alternate theory of his own which was more nearly correct and which, in its essentials, is still in force now.

Berzelius, who was in his old age and very conservative, was unable to accept the new theory.  He retaliated furiously and none of the established chemists of the day had the nerve to stand up against the great Swede.

Laurent stuck to his guns and continued to accumulate evidence.  For this he was rewarded by being barred from the more famous laboratories and being forced to remain in the provinces.  He is supposed to have contracted tuberculosis as a result of working in poorly heated laboratories and he died in 1853 at the age of forty-six.

With both Laurent and Berzelius dead, Laurents’s new theory began to gain ground.  In fact, one French chemist who had originally supported Laurent but had backed away in the face of Berzelius’ displeasure now accepted it again and actually tried to make it appear that it was his theory. (Scientists are human, too.)

That’s not even a record for sadness.  The German physicist Julius Robert Mayer, for his championship of the law of conservation of energy in the 1840’s, was driven to madness. Ludwig Boltzmann, the Austrian physicist, for his work on the kinetic theory of gases in the late nineteenth century, was driven to suicide.  The work of both is now accepted and praised beyond measure.

But what did the public have to do with all these cases? Why, nothing. They never heard of them.  They never cared. It didn’t touch any of their great concerns.  In fact, if I wanted to be completely cynical, I would say that the heretics were in this case right and that the public, somehow sensing this, yawned.

This sort of thing goes on in the twentieth century, too. In 1912 a German geologist, Alfred Lothat Wegener, presented to the world his views on the continental drift.  He thought the continents all formed a single lump of land to begin with and that this lump, which he called “Pangaea,” had split up and that the various portions had drifted apart.  He suggested that the land floated on the soft, semi-solid underlying rock and that the continental pieces drifted apart as they floated.

Unfortunately, the evidence seemed to suggest that the underlying rock was far too stiff for continents to drift through and Wegener’s notions were dismissed and even hooted at. For half a century the few people who supported Wegener’s notions had difficulty in getting academic appointments.

Then, after World War II, new techniques of exploration of the sea bottom uncovered the global rift, the phenomenon of sea -floor spreading, the existence of crustal plates, and it became obvious that the Earth’s crust was a group of large pieces that were constantly on the move and that the continents were carried with the pieces. Continental drift, or “plate tectonics,” as it is more properly called, became the cornerstone of geology.

I personally witnessed this turnabout.  In the first two editions of my Guide to Science (Basic Books, 1960, 1965), I mentioned continental drift but dismissed it haughtily in a paragraph.  In the third edition (1972) I devoted several pages to it and admitted having been wrong to dismiss it so readily. (This is no disgrace, actually. If you follow the evidence you must change as additional evidence arrives and invalidates earlier conclusions. It is those who support ideas for emotional reasons only who can’t change.  Additional evidence has no effect on emotion.)

If Wegener had not been a true scientist, he could have made himself famous and wealthy.  All he had to do was take the concept of continental drift and bring it down to earth by having it explain the miracles of the Bible. The splitting of Pangaea might have been the cause, or the result, of Noah’s Flood.  The formation of the Great African Rift might have drowned Sodom.  The Israelites crossed the Red Sea because it was only a half mile wide in those days.  If he had said all that, the book would have been eaten up and he could have retired on his royalties.

In fact, if any reader wants to do this now, he can still get rich. Anyone pointing out this article as the inspirer of the book will be disregarded by the mass of “true believers,” I assure you.

So here’s a new version of Asimov’s Corollary, which you can use as your guide in deciding what to believe and what to dismiss:

If a scientific heresy is ignored or denounced by the general public, there is a chance it may be right. If a scientific heresy is emotionally supported by the general public, it is almost certainly wrong.

You’ll notice that in my two versions of Asimov’s Corollary I was careful to hedge a bit.  In the first I say that scientists are “probably right.” In the second I say that the public is “almost certainly wrong.” I am not absolute. I hint at exceptions.

Alas, not only are people human; not only are scientists human; but I’m human too.  I want the Universe to be as I want it to be and that means completely logical. I want silly, emotional judgments to be always wrong.

Unfortunately, I can’t have the Universe the way I want it, and one of the things that makes me a rational being is that I know this.

Somewhere in history there are bound to be cases in which science said “No” and the general public, for utterly emotional reasons, said “Yes” and in which it was the general public that was right. I thought about it and came up with an example in half a minute.

In 1798 the English physician Edward Jenner, guided by old wives’ tales based on the kind of anecdotal evidence I despise, tested to see whether the mild disease of cow-pox did indeed confer immunity upon humans from the deadly and dreaded disease of smallpox. (He wasn’t content with the anecdotal evidence, you understand; he experimented.) Jenner found the old wives were correct and he established the technique of vaccination.

The medical establishment of the day reacted to the new technique with the greatest suspicion. Had it been left to them, the technique might well have been buried.

However, popular acceptance of vaccination was immediate and overwhelming.  The technique spread to all parts of Europe. The British royal family was vaccinated; the British Parliament voted Jenner ten thousand pounds. In fact, Jenner was given semidivine status.

There’s no problem in seeing why. Smallpox was an unbelievably frightening disease, for when it did not kill, it permanently disfigured.  The general public therefor was almost hysterical with desire for the truth of the suggestion that the disease could be avoided by the mere prick of a needle.

And in this case, the public was right! The Universe was as they wanted it to be. In eighteen months after the introduction of vaccination, for instance, the number of deaths from smallpox in England was reduced to one third of what it had been.

So there are indeed exceptions. The popular fancy is sometimes right.

But not often, and I must warn you that I lose no sleep over the possibility that any of the popular enthusiasms of today are liable to turn out to be scientifically correct. Not an hour of sleep do I lose; not a minute.

Recap for August 2011

So I’m back.  Finally.

About 4 weeks ago, I cut off all of my “time wasting” interests for the sake of completing my thesis and then went all out in writing the damned thing.  As it happens, it was a great way to work.  No twitter, no blogging… no distractions.  I simply sat and wrote for 6-8 hours a day for 3 weeks and two days and banged out a version of my thesis to hand to my supervisor.  Given that I’d already written about 80 pages before pulling the internet plug, that was roughly the equivalent of 100 pages in ~15 days. I’m not unhappy with that.

But, of course, life doesn’t stop while you’re working on your thesis.  I’ve had to do a number of other small projects in the meantime, and a few big projects as well.  The biggest is that I have figured out where I’ll be going after I defend my thesis.  The open question is when that will be, as I still don’t have a defense date, but I am going to push for it to happen as quickly as possible.  For now, I’m going to keep the specifics quiet, but I’ll let everyone know in a few days.

Otherwise, I do know that my wife and I will be moving out of Vancouver, so we’ve begun the process of winnowing down our possessions.  I’ve given away a few potted plants, sold a lot of stuff on craigslist, emptied out drawers, recycled a ton of paper and even had a (very poorly attended) garage sale.  The fun never ends!

More noticeably to the internet, I’ve also switched internet service providers.  Despite the fact that we’re moving, our previous provider was unwilling to extend our current contract, and instead wanted $50 a month more for the same level of service, which just annoyed me – so I made the call to their competition.  Unfortunately, I didn’t realize that the new ISP actively blocks port 80, which took down my website. By pure fluke, I already had a hosting plan that I had been planning on canceling and they had recently started offering wordpress blogs – So, what you’re now seeing is no longer hosted from the computer in my living room. A big thank you to the staff at who helped make the transition reasonably seamless – other than having to wait over the long weekend for the right staff to come back to work to migrate my account. (=

Of course, the other internet change is that my email is no longer hosted from my home computer anymore – but that’s another long story. (However, the experience of running your own email server is pretty awesome – I highly recommend it if you have the opportunity.)  More to the point: If you tried to reach me over the past week and didn’t get a reply, that was the reason.  Sorry!

I also discovered that 4 weeks of isolation is great for reminding you of all of the blog topics that you should write about.  I have a couple more days of web site migrations to do (such as re-uploading the missing pictures from the blog, moving a few other hosted pages to the web server, etc), but once those are completed, I’ll be back on the blogging band wagon – and I have lots of ideas to write about.

In any case, thanks to everyone for their patience during my disappearance – and thank you for everyone who supported me while I was hunkered down and busy writing.